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THE CONTACT

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IF YOU HAVE A PROJECT, WE HAVE QUESTIONS.

Tell us what needs to happen, who it is for and when it needs to work. We will help put the rest in order. Some of it in a spreadsheet.

CONTACT

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The conventional methods still work.

Email, telephone, address and public channels. The details are maintained centrally, so there is one correct version of them.

ADDRESS

Vikela 34, Heraklion, Crete, 71-201

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Note:

If you have not received a reply within 48 hours, one of three things is happening:

  1. You are trying to sell us a service or product and will not accept our original, polite “no” as an answer.
  2. You are asking for autographs before we become famous.
  3. You have an uncle in Nigeria who died in a plane crash, and the bank is trying to transfer €10,000,000 to us as the sole legal beneficiaries.

In the first case, we will continue ignoring your email with the same consistency we have applied so far.

In the second case, you will receive our autographs as soon as we learn how to sign them.

If you belong to the third category, there is no possibility that you are actually on this page.

If none of these applies and you still have not heard from us, give us a call. We are human too…

Telephone: 2810 200 325

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